Look...we all need something to look forward to between Oktoberfest and Thanksgiving, so that's why they invented Halloween*.
It's a holiday where we take a break from internal existential terror, and instead scare ourselves with the kinds of terrors that have names: ghosts, werewolves, and zombies, zombies, zombies. I'm talking about haunted houses (and fields, and farms, and literally anything that can contain a few well-placed jump-scares)!
So pack a car full of friends and family, and head out to one of these fright factories in the South Puget Sound.
* This is absolutely not true, but look at you, reading the footnotes.
Sept. 27-28; Oct. 4-5, 10-12, 17-19, 24-26, 31; Nov. 1-2, 2019
Sept. 28-29; Oct. 4-6, 11-13, 18-20, 24-31, 2019
Sept. 28; Oct. 4-5; 11-13; 18-20; 25-27, 2019